The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command

I did not create this, nor would I have ever thought to create this. Luckily, someone else did. (click on image to enlarge)

Buttersafe

Find more of these cutesi comics here.

My Girls

Turn your headphones/speakers/eyeballs up and listen to/watch Animal Collective's video for "My Girls." It's truly brilliant. Enjoy.

This Guy is Smart/Cool

"Marc Johns creates whimsical drawings filled with dry wit and humour. Whether it’s a man with branches growing out of his head that need pruning, or a pipe that’s trying to quit smoking, his characters are simply, sparsely drawn, yet speak volumes with just a few strokes of the pen. He's been drawing since he was tiny. He's not tiny anymore, but he's not exactly big either. Marc is not sure why he's talking about himself in the third person..."- Marc Johns

read more and check out his drawings here

Happy Valentine's Day

If you are lonely in this Valentine's day, stare at this for a few hours...YOU'RE Welcome!

www.muchbetterthanthis.com

I stumbled upon this gem today. I LOVE IT.

Beards!

I know it's been a while since I last posted. I'm trying to come back to it. So, what better way then to start off 2010 with beards. Yes, this weird website gives 10 very good reasons why YOU should grow a beard...here's the first couple







Check out the rest at www.biggerbetterbeards.org

Hehe

Not the Doctor?

Alanis Morissette is going to be in the upcoming season of Weeds! She is playing Nancy's ob-gyn, Dr. Audra Kitson and is appearing in at least seven of the season's thirteen episodes. Also included in the cast is the talented Jennifer Jason Leigh, playing Nancy's estranged sista. Sounds good to me. The season kicks off June 8 on Showtime.

I want to be a part of it...

Party girl: Did you see Mark last night? I mean, he was doing coke off a hooker's ass.
Party queer, pouting: I so did that last week, and no one even said anything...

--Third North Courtyard, NYU

Dirty old hobo to passing tourist girl: Mmm, mmm, mmm... I could eat for three days off your fat pussy.
Tourist girl: I'm not fat!
Dirty old hobo: No, but your pussy sure is.
Tourist girl, rushing away: I'm gonna cry.

--Soho

Overheard in New York

The Flashy Girl from Flushing

I know it's last minute but I just caught a commercial on Nick at Night boasting their decision to start airing one of the best shows ever, The Nanny. They are kicking it off right with an all night long nannython beginning at 9pm on Sunday, May 10. Happy Mother's Day? I think so.

Talk About Practicality..

I recently came across these ridiculously absurd banana phone covers. Don't worry, they come in two sizes to accommodate all phone users. 

Also, does anyone need a USB tie?

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Hope you find a great way to celebrate Mexico's victory over France in the city of Pueblo on May 5th, 1862. Viva Mexico!

Panna II

If you have happen to be in Manhattan and are looking for an inexpensive, fun, BYOB restaurant, have I got the place for you! Panna II is an Indian restaurant located on First Avenue in between 5th and 6th Streets (at this location there are three other indian restaurants with workers trying their hardest to get you into their restaurant, make sure you go to the TOP RIGHT for Panna II). The food is good and inexpensive and there is plenty on the menu to choose from. The service is fast and the atmosphere is festive (you could even refer to it as a Festaurant) and is a great place to go with friends. Only way to know how awesome it is is to go and find out!





Come to "where chili pepper lights meet christmas tree lights!"

Gravity

Find more of these funny toons here.

Vintage Tats

I have never been a big fan of tattoos (being a product of my Jewy parents definitely shows). However, something about tattoos from the olden timey days seems a lot cooler than tattoos today. Judge for yourself!

Got a Light?

This past weekend, my friends and I visited a few art galleries in Chelsea. We saw a lot of amazing artwork. The Gagosian Gallery consisted of a few paintings and a back room done by the artist, Yayoi Kusama. In this back room was a long line of people (all unaware of what they were actually about to see and not seeming to care) waiting enter this room within the room. Our curiosity led us to do the same. I cannot actually describe what we were about to see. We finally reached the front and entered as the door closed behind us. It was dark inside however there were many small lights that appeared to be suspended in mid air. The best part about it?...MIRRORS. All four walls were mirrored creating the illusion of infinite lights. It was absolutely breathtaking. I took a video which I was not supposed to do, although it does not do it justice, you can get the idea.

A Mammoth Story

Brought to us by National Geographic's totally awesome programming, a new special called Waking the Baby Mammoth is set to air on Sunday, April 29th at 9pm.

"Only a handful have ever been found before. But none like her. Her name is Lyuba. A one-month-old baby mammoth, she walked the tundra about 40,000 years ago and then died mysteriously. Discovered by a reindeer herder, she miraculously re-appeared on a riverbank in northwestern Siberia in 2007. She is the most perfectly preserved woolly mammoth ever discovered. And she has mesmerized the scientific world with her arrival - creating headlines across the globe. Everyone wants to know... how did she die? What can she tell us about life during the ice age and the Earth's changing climate? Will scientists be able to extract her DNA, and what secrets will it uncover?"

It's a Wrap

I recently watched a show on the Green Network produced by the Discovery Channel called Project Earth. On this show they figure out ways to combat the deterioration of our planet. The episode I saw was called Wrapping Greenland, where climatologist Jason Box offers a plan to prevent glaciers from melting by covering them with blankets that will reflect the sun.

Couldn't hurt to try right?

Earth Day is Every Day!

Happy day, Earth!