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Not the Doctor?

Alanis Morissette is going to be in the upcoming season of Weeds! She is playing Nancy's ob-gyn, Dr. Audra Kitson and is appearing in at least seven of the season's thirteen episodes. Also included in the cast is the talented Jennifer Jason Leigh, playing Nancy's estranged sista. Sounds good to me. The season kicks off June 8 on Showtime.

I want to be a part of it...

Party girl: Did you see Mark last night? I mean, he was doing coke off a hooker's ass.
Party queer, pouting: I so did that last week, and no one even said anything...

--Third North Courtyard, NYU

Dirty old hobo to passing tourist girl: Mmm, mmm, mmm... I could eat for three days off your fat pussy.
Tourist girl: I'm not fat!
Dirty old hobo: No, but your pussy sure is.
Tourist girl, rushing away: I'm gonna cry.

--Soho

Overheard in New York

The Flashy Girl from Flushing

I know it's last minute but I just caught a commercial on Nick at Night boasting their decision to start airing one of the best shows ever, The Nanny. They are kicking it off right with an all night long nannython beginning at 9pm on Sunday, May 10. Happy Mother's Day? I think so.

Talk About Practicality..

I recently came across these ridiculously absurd banana phone covers. Don't worry, they come in two sizes to accommodate all phone users. 

Also, does anyone need a USB tie?

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Hope you find a great way to celebrate Mexico's victory over France in the city of Pueblo on May 5th, 1862. Viva Mexico!

Panna II

If you have happen to be in Manhattan and are looking for an inexpensive, fun, BYOB restaurant, have I got the place for you! Panna II is an Indian restaurant located on First Avenue in between 5th and 6th Streets (at this location there are three other indian restaurants with workers trying their hardest to get you into their restaurant, make sure you go to the TOP RIGHT for Panna II). The food is good and inexpensive and there is plenty on the menu to choose from. The service is fast and the atmosphere is festive (you could even refer to it as a Festaurant) and is a great place to go with friends. Only way to know how awesome it is is to go and find out!





Come to "where chili pepper lights meet christmas tree lights!"