Party girl: Did you see Mark last night? I mean, he was doing coke off a hooker's ass.
Party queer, pouting: I so did that last week, and no one even said anything...
--Third North Courtyard, NYU
Dirty old hobo to passing tourist girl: Mmm, mmm, mmm... I could eat for three days off your fat pussy.
Tourist girl: I'm not fat!
Dirty old hobo: No, but your pussy sure is.
Tourist girl, rushing away: I'm gonna cry.
--Soho
Overheard in New York
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