Not the Doctor?

Alanis Morissette is going to be in the upcoming season of Weeds! She is playing Nancy's ob-gyn, Dr. Audra Kitson and is appearing in at least seven of the season's thirteen episodes. Also included in the cast is the talented Jennifer Jason Leigh, playing Nancy's estranged sista. Sounds good to me. The season kicks off June 8 on Showtime.

I want to be a part of it...

Party girl: Did you see Mark last night? I mean, he was doing coke off a hooker's ass.
Party queer, pouting: I so did that last week, and no one even said anything...

--Third North Courtyard, NYU

Dirty old hobo to passing tourist girl: Mmm, mmm, mmm... I could eat for three days off your fat pussy.
Tourist girl: I'm not fat!
Dirty old hobo: No, but your pussy sure is.
Tourist girl, rushing away: I'm gonna cry.

--Soho

Overheard in New York