College!

I miss the ridiculous things that used to happen in my apartment at school. Things like this. 3314, i miss you (not you shelly).

"It was a spectacular travesty. I had tossed the can of minced clams onto the top shelf, and everything just tilted to the side and crumbled down in such a satisfying, slow-motion manner.That urine spot is actually water that leaked out of the clothing iron which was inexplicably in the “pantry”. Probably my bad. It does look like a hungry bear swiped his giant paws at the shelves, decided that he didn’t want the seven boxes of matzo, took a piss on the carpet, and scampered off." - Jessers